On choosing a life partner

"I'm going to get married."

"Yes, you probably will."

"Do you want me to tell you who I'm going to marry?"

"You already know? But you're just four. I didn't know I was going to marry Benjamin until I was almost 40."

"Yeah, well, Josie and Stephen are already married and they're just four."

"Uh, who says they're married?"

"Oh, everyone just knows it. I'm going to marry Millie."

"Does Millie know this."

"Yeah, I told her."

"You told her? You mean you asked her?"

"Nah, I told her in a whisper."

"How do you think she feels about that?"

"Oh, she'll be fine with it."