On boy wizards

"How do you feel when someone says you look like Harry Potter?"

"It makes me feel shy of myself. 
... Mommy, wizards aren't real. I'll tell you all the Halloween things that are real ... pumpkins, spiders, bats, witches hats, skeletons. Skeletons are the bones walking around inside people."

"So, wizards aren't real, but witches are?"

"Yeah, wizards just have pretend spells and stuff."

"What do witches do?"

"Witches LOOOOOve to eat stinky stuff. And that's all."